And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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