she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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