are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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