there was a trapeze. enough said
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
whose parrot is this?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
