ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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