Who wears a wallet chain?!
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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