That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
There r osticjed everywhere
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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