You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I need moral support for this bender
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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