OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Naked. naked and bneed help.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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