Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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