My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
only you would photoshop your dick
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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