Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
