I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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