This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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