Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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