clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
not ubering you a puppy
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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