Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
i think my cat just said my name.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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