Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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