So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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