Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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