I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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