"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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