Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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