Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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