HIV tests are more positive than that guy
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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