Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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