and i looked up. we had an audience...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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