Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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