I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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