I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I love you.
Bad choice
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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