No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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