I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Girls should come with a carfax report
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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