ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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