that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Hippo gnu deer
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
