it's not cheating when I paid for it
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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