i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
