we have officially lost it.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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