so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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