Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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