She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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