So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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