You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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