at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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