So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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