wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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