so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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