Jerry, you need to find god
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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