the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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