Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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