We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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