i just google imaged poop.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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