Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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