No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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