whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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