you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
